Check it: Shit harper did

The poli-wise-comedians over at Truthfool have birthed a simple, educational, occasionally biased (but oh so handy) website called "Shit harper did." Cause, you know, Harper did a lot of shit. Does anyone know anyone that likes this guy? He's a religious creep- a terrible songstress, and let's face it- Obama is to Beach Body, as Harper is to Beached Whale- uggggo. You know when you meet someone, and they have those eerie blue eyes, and that demon child's smile, and you think to yourself "This is a fucking rapist." Well, that's how I feel about our sweater-creaming PM. He's scary in the face fo' real; earthworm lips, carnie hands, and rotten-yogurt-in-a-bag skin. Blegh! Anyway, check it out in time to vote, cause if this pansy ass Beatles-blowing douche gets a majority government he's going to make you lick the balls of Christ for breakfast every day.